My humble wife

Jack (looking at Laura's pedometer): "You have over 12,000 steps."
Laura: "I know. I rock!"
Jack: "What happened to that humble, modest wife that I married?"
Laura: "She rocks too!"

Nova doesn't teach that...

Jack: "Anything good on Tivo?"
Laura: "I saved a Nova for you."
Jack: "Will you watch it with me?"
Laura: (frowning) "uhhh..."
Jack: "C'mon...it'll make you smarter..."
Laura: "What do I need to be smarter for? So I can hide better from the kids?"

How cute?

Jack: "You're pretty cute."
Laura: "Pretty cute?"
Jack: "You're very cute."
Laura: (Pat, pat) "You're very smart."